Tour :)

Its 1:34 am, Im laying in bed with flu. Next door 16 of my best friends are drunk on chat roulette. These are the moments in life i live for.

Today is the 3rd day of our U.K tour with Casio Kid and Canada water. I know its a line up you have all seen before but who cares!

Im going to start at the begining, and fill you in a little!

Plymouth, Day one: The wonders of working in a bar, i finished at 5am only to have to wake at 9 to load out all our gear to the new van. The rest of the lads arrived at my flat and we loaded out and head to the drum store to meet canada water! Lets not forget the fact me jack and fuzz found trilbies and lenseless raybans to piss of chris!

After a long wait for canada water we all got our tour laminates, probably the coolest thing in the world, and with that we were off.
3 hours into the drive we pulled into a service station, wanting only a portion of chips at burget king i got in line. You see the thing is i panic a lot sometimes and make rush decisions.
i got called up as it was my turn to order, i looked at the board above and couldnt see chips. i mean, i know they do them but they werent there! so i ordered the first thing i saw, some hot chili chicken salso sandwich. Now for startes i dont like hot things, or chilli. Not only that it was £7 pounds! i only wanted a portion of bloody chips. :(

On the way out we saw ash from i say marvin. We have not seen this boy for 2 years! There he was just chilling out parked next to us. crazy crazy. Anyway. so we drove of to Plymouth to the Hippo. We played here years ago to about 7 people so we hardly had high hopes. The venue was massive about 600Cap.
After the best ryder ever we went out and played to a fairly good crowd!

The drive home was killer tho, i slept for most of it and felt like shit. Got to chris's house at 4am . in the snow and ice. straight to bed.


9am, Tour manager Tibbins wakes us up and loads us out to guildford. I feel like shit and can hardly talk at all. another drive consisting of more sleep and district 9 resulting in droping my mac on the floor and spilling a box of crunchy nut all over the floor over the van .
We got to the venue and all had a fucking beaut shower. Sound check was horrid, no noice came out my mouth at all.
I sat in silence for the rest of the day drikning a bottle of Colvonnia "cough medison with clought!"
Went for a drink with my ex who was from around the area and came back for the show.
I lost my voice completly after the first song. Casio jack came on to sing the songs and some people frm the crowd. I felt horrid and like i had let everyone down . We ended up at our friends hosue form back home who are now at uni in Guildford. I had a bath, watched labyrinth with fuzz and had a early night. The rest of the tour crew on the other hand get trashed, destroyed town and someone, hit a woman!

So that brings us to today, Milton Keynes. We always have fun at this town.
We decided it best for me no to sing so Ed from canada water, Casio jack and Canada tom and filled in singing!!
We spent £60 pounds on pizza, everyone got hammered again and went on chat roulette. Resulting in crossdressing and gettting a 70 year old man to flash his cock.

Jacks friend Jacqui, who may i add is really lovely convinced me to write a blog about all this. so here it is!

Oh before i forget, i drank tea out of a ciggerette tray as there were no cups :)




Il update this as much as i can.

Catch you tomorrow wolverampton!